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Feb 07

Finding Unique Items Through the Internet

by Bethaney Wallace

A few weeks ago I was in need of a very specific type of charger. My MP3 player had gone dead, and quite frankly, I wasn’t willing to spend more cash on a replacement cord than the actual player was worth. Nor did I feel good about backtracking my steps for the past week to find where it’d ended up – somewhere the charger cord, all my loner socks, four pairs of sunglasses, and Lady Gaga’s collection of cardigans are all happily misplaced. I like to think it’s the same place old keys and couch change gather as well.

But rather than the aforementioned cord selections, I decided to choose secret option number three: buying one on the net. Three days and $4 later, I was once again holding a fully charged music-playing device.

“Oh I’ve got that,” says the Internet

Just years ago, the preferred method for finding out-of-the-ordinary items was either in-person, or through the newspaper’s ad space. Pawnshops and secondhand stores brought in all sorts of weird crap, and purchasing it meant being the first to see and pay for said item.

Even harder was proving one’s point during a disagreement. Facts had to be looked up in encyclopedias, arrest reports were archived in libraries, and “check this out” was merely “you’ll never guess what I saw.”

image 300x225 Finding Unique Items Through the InternetBut now unique shopping and random fact searching is at a whole new level. For example, this one-of-a-kind Hot Wheel could only be found online. Custom made from an old Charlie Brown-themed model, it was hand painted, skillfully put into place by a Hot Wheels aficionado, and now contains something the original covered wagons never would have dreamed of – a souped-up engine.

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Jan 30

Gang Members Keep in Touch With Social Media

by Bethaney Wallace

Growing up as a white girl in rural Kansas, my knowledge of gangs was very limited. Yes, I’m part Italian, but it’s not like we’re born with a copy of “Mobbing 101.” Somewhere down the line, I probably have a distant relative that slung handguns or laundered cash, a respectable living in the eyes of the mob. But seeing as they don’t like talking about their highly illegal professions, I got all of my drug trafficking facts from the media; rap songs and Hollywood literally taught me everything I knew about gangs.Screen shot 2012 01 30 at 3.29.05 PM1 300x296 Gang Members Keep in Touch With Social Media

From the section of Goodfellas I didn’t sleep through, I learned three distinct features about mob members: they had nervous habits, no qualms about cheating on their wives, and they are super organized. Extensive measures were taken to ensure fluidity and well-executed plans. There were calling trees (this was before email) to keep everyone informed, code words for security, driving routes. And most everyone had a specific job, like it was a union. If these men had been looking for a business front to exploit, they would have been great professional organizers.

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Jan 23

Predict the Stock Market with Social Media

by Bethaney Wallace

From someone who knows nothing about the stock market, I’m able to give little advice as to how one should or shouldn’t go about buying stocks. If investing, I’d probably choose stocks the same way that I choose sports teams, by factors that have nothing to do with their abilities, such as mascots and colors. No one respects a team with a lame mascot, like a rainbow or a tree. And anyone with baby blue uniforms obviously sucks; that’s just logic. These are the same methods I’d consult when choosing my stock preferences. “Hmm, Apple is named after a food that I like, while Spam is a food I do not like,” and so on. Money making abilities wouldn’t so much matter as much as how I felt about each company personally.Screen shot 2012 01 23 at 1.37.02 PM Predict the Stock Market with Social Media

So, to sum up, you should not trust me for stock advice. But, even me, the person who would pick chapter 11 over the wrong color of blue, knew to stay away from Netflix last fall. Thanks to the hundreds of negative comments, blogs, news reports, and any other form of online media, I knew the company wasn’t exactly bringing in its top market numbers … to put it lightly.

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Jan 17

Wedding Crashing: There’s an App for That

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For those who enjoy watching comedies – or those who are occasionally roped into watching a flick they didn’t choose – you’ve undoubtedly seen Wedding Crashers, a 2005 film starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. The two characters, friends since childhood, are skilled wedding “crashers,” meaning they attend post-nuptial parties – sans invitation – for the sole intention of meeting women. And it works. But, chances are the rest of us don’t have the same smooth-talking skills (and when I say “smooth talking” I mean “ability to lie”), or the same access to wedding schedules that the magic that Hollywood scripts can provide. Well, fret no more. Thanks to the ever-growing creativity of app writers, there is now a way to find pre-crashed weddings via technology.

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Jan 09

Traveling Dress Inspires Blog Posts

by Bethaney Wallace

A few years back, the phenomenon of traveling clothes became popular – at least in theory of not in practice. While I didn’t make a habit out of mailing my favorite clothes to share with proportionally compatible friends, there was plenty of hype about the Traveling Pants, the magical Sisterhood ones that never seemed to wear out or need a washing.

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