Category: B-Sides

Dec 13

B-Sides: I’m Kind of a Mac

by Bethaney Wallace

About two months ago, I went from slowly tipping my toes into the edges of a pool to jumping in – a full on giant-splashing cannon ball. I got an iPhone. A few B-sides posts ago I shared how I finally purchased a Mac, that after years of being cheap and angry, I wrote the big check and started closing Word tabs from the left. Now, just a few months later, I bought my second Apple product and became a card-carrying member.

3096661724 bf62eafd11 300x225 B Sides: Im Kind of a MacIt wasn’t some revelation that made me betray my former PC ways. I was never for either side – Macs and PCs just floated through my life idly and unaware. I was just too cheap to justify buying Apple products. But, once electronics became my livelihood (I spend roughly 7 hours a day on the computer), I gave Macs a second look.

Then, once it was time to give up my two-year stint with a phone that had clicking buttons and no internet access, buying a phone of the same brand just made sense. Rather than having to mix and match PC brands or products, I ordered my iPhone knowing it was not only compatible with my constant sidekick (my MacBook Pro), but that they were made for each other. They automatically sync. My iTunes (both music and work-related apps) takes care of itself. The chargers don’t have to be checked for compatibility. And in an extremely petty comparison, their cords are color-coded for easy locating.

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Sep 12

B-Sides: Why Writers Shouldn’t Send Custom Samples

by Bethaney Wallace

 

5126344583 9031352c31 m 150x150 B Sides: Why Writers Shouldnt Send Custom SamplesI am a writer; I put words together and people pay me for it. But like any web writer, or at least one who is still in the beginning stages of their career, finding new work is sometimes easier than others. Some days I can’t keep up, working into the morning to meet deadlines, and others I’m spending the day reading blogs and painting my nails. The inconsistencies though, are also part of what makes me love the job.

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Jun 07

B-Sides: I’m a Mac

by Bethaney Wallace
After eight years and two computers, I finally did it. I switched over to the dark side and bought my very first Mac. Like Anakin Skywalker fighting Obi-Wan Kenobi in a highly unrealistic lava fight, I had traded sides – a switch that could not be undone.

 

I first became a Windows fan, when, at my junior prom, they gave me a free computer. Just gave it to me. My name had been drawn from a hat that named winners, and the then-brand-new, 16 lb. computer was mine. Five years later when it was infested with cyber bugs (and probably literal bugs), I purchased a new one. It weighed less, but the principles were the same. You changed the size of programs by clicking in the right-hand corner, and, when minimizing pages, they weren’t sucked into the bottom of the screen by an invisible vacuum.

 

macbook pro 300x221 B Sides: Im a MacI wasn’t a complete stranger to Macs; I had used them before. I’d had two bosses who were obsessed with all-things Apple and wanted nothing to do with my PC-loving ways. If I was to work for them, I was to work on a Mac. And so I did. I learned the short keys, the hot corners, the finger pad tricks. But I still preferred my PC. Coming home to my Windows computer was much like sleeping in your own bed after a vacation. It’s not that I didn’t like the hotel beds, but they just didn’t feel like home.

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Feb 17

B-Sides: Why Bing Sucks

grumpy B Sides: Why Bing Sucksby Bethaney Wallace

 

Bing! Bing! When I hear this form of onomatopoeia, I’m reminded of two things. One is an old fashioned cash register that is excited to accept payments. Each time an operator open its drawer, it bings loudly and proud—the kind of register that would have been in a candy store or soda shop. The second thing I’m reminded of is Chandler Bing, “Friends” character and joke enthusiast. A man who co-invented Fire Ball and became an unpaid intern in his late 30s. Neither of these things are something I would ask for advice, let alone help me make a decision. However, “Bing” is what Microsoft chose to name its so-called “decision engine.” Their search engine marketed to help users make decisions—from everyday ones like where to buy the cheapest potatoes, to epic ones, like which wedding venue to book. It’s like a little therapist packed into your computer. Congratulations Microsoft, you’re bringing the world one step closer to getting rid of deductive reasoning skills all together.

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Jul 28

B-Sides: The Dilemma of Your Family on Facebook

by Bethaney Wallace

 

In 2006, Mark Zuckerburg proved why he’s a billionaire by tapping into the “adult” market. Where previously only college and high school students could join Facebook, in September of 2006 Facebook became every teenager’s nightmare by becoming available to anyone 13 years or older, the only stipulation being a valid email.

An online outlet where parents can stalk their children while simultaneously embarrassing them? If anything is surprising, it’s that this market didn’t exist before.

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